Pick-up Lines: Week 16

Next year, I’m betting every game.

We have the picks below, but no analysis this week. Contact me directly if you need smoldering hot takes.

Week 15 record: 3-4

Season Record: 81-65-1

Week 16 Picks

As always, my picks will be listed most to least confident. For reference, I will have the team I’m picking in bold font next to the point spread. My gun-to-my-head picks show the games I did not bet on (hence the poopy record above) but the pick I would make if there was a…..you get the picture. Some of these picks will not be locked in until Sunday, as lines do often change/hint at future change in the middle of the week.

  1. Cincinnati Bengals at Miami Dolphins (pk)
  2. New York Giants at Washington Redskins (-2)
  3. Baltimore Ravens at Cleveland Browns (+10)
  4. Jacksonville Jaguars at Atlanta Falcons (-7)
  5. Arizona Cardinals (+9.5) at Seattle Seahawks
  6. Dallas Cowboys at Philadelphia Eagles (+2.5)
  7. Green Bay Packers at Minnesota Vikings (-4.5)
  8. Kansas City Chiefs (-4.5) at Chicago Bears

Gun-to-my-head picks: 50-25-1

Houston Texans at Tampa Bay Buccaneers (+3)

Buffalo Bills at New England Patriots (-6.5)

Los Angeles Rams at San Francisco 49ers (-6.5)

New Orleans Saints (-1.5) at Tennessee Titans

Pittsburgh Steelers at New York Jets (+3)

Carolina Panthers (+7) at Indianapolis Colts

Oakland Raiders (+7) at Los Angeles Chargers

Detroit Lions (+7) at Denver Broncos

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